This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
