just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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