Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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