dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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