I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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