i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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