Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just gift wrapped bread.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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