love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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