He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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