hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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