You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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