she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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