her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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