Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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