im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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