I have demons in me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I deserve this hangover.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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