elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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