Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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