On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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