i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
