i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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