I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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