I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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