what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
