I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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