found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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