Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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