i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Bring me that man meat
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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