yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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