Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
