this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
