"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
