Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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