the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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