did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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