belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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