what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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