Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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