and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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