i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My vagina is very pro this idea
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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