I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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