Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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