Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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