Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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