yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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