i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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