i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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