Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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