let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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