Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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