Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I want to be your penis for a week.
50% drunk capacity currently
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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